Eviction Ceremony #8 - Ted Lasso VS Tony Stark

Hey y'all! As you can see, I do not in fact have the DPOV. I have a whole lot of nothing except heavy bags under my eyes and an even heavier heart.

I have enjoyed playing this game with all of you, and your patience for what I was going through the first days we entered the house. I've gotten to know almost all of you (especially my favorite Matt <3) and I feel like we have all gotten along well for the most part (maybe not with Steve...). 

I think that I've spoken in private with all of you about why I am the benefit to your game in staying, but I do think there are some general things to be said. Steve - powerhouse, will probably win again! If I stay, who will he put up? That's right, this guy! 

And me? Well, we have seen how my competition prowess has bloomed like a dead weed the one day I wasn't even online. I am not necessarily a threat in that sense, but what I am is a vote in your favor and friend at the end of the day. 

I think that everyone has a relationship with both myself and Tony, but I think this is about looking at that relationship and seeing who has been more truthful and loyal to you; who has kept their mouth shut and kept it cute? 

Now, Tony is one of my best friends in the house. It sickens me that I sit here with him. But at the same time, I do believe I should be the one to stay. The only competitions either of us have won were those of the social variety. If you take competitions out of the equation, who has been more helpful to your game? Well, I hope that was me.

Again, I've sent messages left and right since my renomination. If you would like to know more or ask me any questions should you remain undecided, I am all ears (and all fingers - on this keyboard and not in a gross way.)

And hey! You can't catch 'em all. If you don't think you can keep this beautiful Dad in the house, that's okay too. Just let a fella know! 

I hope you all have a wonderful night and look forward to chatting more with you, and hopefully staying in this house.

Imagine playing allstars and still not voting on time.

Cool.

I just don’t think keeping the person who didn’t even have to post an eviction ceremony speech is the best move for anyone’s game.

Also, I would say stop playing other people’s games but everyone else has and you’ve ignored them, so I’ll go ahead and say keep eating ass and getting taken out one by one. Maybe that will change.

To those who kept me, thank you. I’ll cheer you on from the sidelines and send all my love.

To those who didn’t, I hope a day comes in this game where you look to your left and look to your right and realize that you don’t have the allies you thought you did. I hope you sit back and think, Wow! I wish Ted was here. Because I do too.




This is All Stars. Thanks for making the drama almost nonexistent (except NTW for some reason?) and playing a game. I’m thrilled to have my life back &lt;3

PS OH! Arisa called it a Ted Talk because I made it too obvious I was Kathy in a wig. Jules was right all along!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wasn’t going to be vindictive in my exit but something low really happened. I’ve been closest to Kim this entire game and I sent her my Extra Vote from the competition. She didn’t use it on me and she still has it. Game on.

Bye bitches.

Also good game Ted it’s been real

Good game Ted 

good game ted! i think you're a great player, and it was nice getting to know u, so i'm sorry again

Good game Ted, I'll see you soon dont hate me <3

love you teddy

GG Ted

See you Ted, you played a great game.

Sorry I missed the vote, I thought I put one in this morning

Good game, Ted! I’m sorry to see you go

Congrats on staying, Tony!

Ted, sweetie, you can be mad at me all you want. But your anger is misguided. Did I put you up? Would my vote have made a difference? The vote was 10 to 1. Please give yourself a reality check.

Is it not true that you told multiple people that they were your final 2? When you are dishonest and make up lies and people find out, it can bite you in the ass. You of all people should know that.

I really did like you. And I trust we can make up post-season, but reflect on your game and time in the house. You played a good game, but it didn't work out in the end. I am not to blame for the results of this eviction. Don't make me your punching bag

Bye Ted love you

I also didn't post an eviction speech because anything I wrote made me cringe, so I deferred to campaigning individually