Eviction Ceremony #10 - Cruella de Vil VS Tony Stark

Jennifer when she felt her name being typed

Dedicated to oomf (not you Wendy girl, you can keep salivating in jealousy 🤭)

Ah well thank god I’m leaving next to a pawn of pawns then

Arisa Cox wrote:

Jennifer when she felt her name being typed

I was genuinely fully asleep and my body just jolted awake.

@ my allies who wanted to keep me but didnt think I had the votes, I had them and you’re stupid

It is I, Cruella de Motherfucking Vil, and let me tell you what a fucking journey this game has been. Being someone who already KNEW they were an allstar, so they felt no need to return, I have had more than my fair share of hardships in this game. Beaten down for 3 of the past 4 weeks, it’s clear to see that I was made a boogeyman to buy you all some time until Jury begins. Not quire sure what I did to deserve this treachery.

I put a plague on all those that evict me this week; I shall call it Cruella’s Karma. If you’re a real one, you’ll be fine. If you’re not, you might suffer.

I’ve tried my best to work with everyone I can in this game. Anyone that showed me loyalty I would try and repay them back. I was consistently met with lies, with adversity, with competitions that benefitted my opposition rather than myself, with deceit, with multiple front doors and then a superbackdoor, and even with most of my top allies abandoning me. All of this after, what I view, to have been after 2 of the worst and most unfair evictions in this game.

This isn’t a moment to rejoice, because we’re watching the one person treating this game like the Allstars chance it is leave this game. Literally, this is an allstars cast but, like, only 4 of you actually seem like allstars. Originally, I wasn’t even on the cast until the literal night before move-in when I finally caved to Arisa.

I wish I could say I’m surprised, but I’m not. All I’m going to leave y’all with is how happy I am to come back and prove that I’m an allstar in such a wickedly different manner than I did before. I GOT my BBQ check(s), don’t you worry about that.

I wish y’all would let me BREATHE for, like, 5 seconds? It really took a superbackdoor (Can’t play in HoH OR Veto) in order to rid me. I mean a lot of this was game, but for those of you who very clearly made it not solely game, let’s chat post season so I can collect my apology.

Kim, don’t really know what you did with this one. Anyone who evicted me, hope you made the right choice. Jennifer and Squirt, no hard feelings, but Jenn- definitely slide in my DM’s post-season. Good luck to Debbie the most.

All love Cruella. You may be a whore but you're my whore. Good game

GG Cruella, you're incredible!

Congrats Tony

Good luck to literally only 3 people who utilized the brain that the good lord gave them. To the other 3, good luck because you'll be needing the luck if you cant be using your smarts <3

Good game Cruella! It’s been real.

Also, one last piece of advice: Be an allstar? Fr? I wasn't going to even be on this season until very, extremely last minute. What the hell would you all have done without me and my entertainment? Love of god, get crazy!! Get cooky!! Have fun!! But keep it cute <3

Bye to my favorite puppy killer

If ur so good like u claim I’m glad they got u when they did. Wish we could have talked more! Bye <3

Kim lowkey snapped getting me out its true Max