Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Today we are here because our beloved Doja Cat, has been murdered. Doja was murdered on the morning of July 30th, 2021, between the hours of 9:55AM and 10:10AM in her dressing room at QGames Studios. What drove this terrible tragedy, you may ask? One person, Nicki Minaj, had decided that enough was enough, and she couldn’t stand to let Doja steal her spotlight once again. She would kill her using a Barbie hand, something of which she owned a lot of due to her fanbase the Barbz and she would pin the murder on Theodora Crain. She didn’t do this alone though, Baby Yoda and Bayleigh Dalton may not have taken the strike to kill, but they are covering up for Minaj.
Every murder case has circumstantial evidence, with little direct evidence, we must piece the murder around eyewitness testimony, fingerprints and the connections we can make through the things we have learnt about the events. Doja Cat was murdered around 9:55AM-10:10AM. Around 9:30AM approximately, Nicki and Yoda both went into Doja’s dressing room and began a conversation with her. Yoda shut the door behind him to make sure nobody could hear what was about to unfold, giving evidence number one, his prints on the inside of the door. Once Doja had her back turned to Minaj, doing her lipstick in the mirror, when Minaj pulled a doll out of her bag and struck Doja with it. She did not die instantly, she tried to write what happened to her on the floor next to her, the only thing that could be made out was M-Y-A-N, but finally succumbed to her injuries and died of blunt force trauma. Since Yoda had known Minaj was planning to murder Doja, he did not want to seem like he had any idea Doja was dead. He began texting her early that morning and stopped at exactly 10:11AM when Doja had finally passed. Around 10:15AM, Bayleigh Dalton arrived on set, excited to try and patch things up, she went to Dojas dressing room, where Yoda had made the mistake of leaving the door unlocked and Dalton walked in on the crime scene. A fight broke out between Minaj and Dalton, Dalton wanted to tell someone what she had seen, but Minaj tried to keep her quiet. Minaj insisted that without Doja, Bayleigh would get the respect she had so craved, and Bayleigh agreed to forget what she had seen. Around this time Skeeter walked past Dojas dressing room, to hear some of the argument and heard “Winner” and “Barbeque” This had been Minaj and Dalton planning to pin the murder on former BBQ winner Theodora Crain. At 10:28AM news had broken that Doja was missing, and they all left the scene. Dalton, afraid that they didn’t have enough to convict Theodora, quickly returned to the dressing room alone and took a shoe from Dojas body to plant in Theodora’s dressing room, leaving a piece of her own black hair and fingerprints on the body. Rose saw Bayleigh go into Dojas dressing room quickly and without saying a word but assumed Doja was not in there. Theodora arrived to set with Blossom at 10:32AM. Once she got dressed and left her dressing room, Dalton entered and planted the shoe. Meanwhile, Minaj and Yoda went to a lunch buffet to discuss what to do about Dalton, where Carole Baskin had seen them both arguing.
Back at the crime scene, Dalton, having a change of heart, didn’t want Theodora to go down for the crime, and took the shoe back from her room, but grabbed the wrong shoe in the process. When Theodora went to leave later, the only shoe left was the one pair that had been taken from Doja, she put it on to go look around for the second shoe, which is when Brenda had seen her limping around. A little bit later, a drunken Bayleigh, feeling so horrible about the murder, was seen again by Rose, crying and throwing around the one shoe she had taken from Theodora. While this occurred, Nicki was texting Brenda, telling her how she believed Theodora could’ve done this to Doja.
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